God is a search engine:

For 1000's of years, men and women have looked upto the sky and wondered, "if God exists then what is God?".

Well, it appears we now have the answer:

God is a search engine!


The theory goes as such:

A search engine provides a facility to find answers to questions. However it generally takes several attempts to seemingly get anything remotely like an answer and you're still left wondering if you're only seeing half the picture.

A church or similar (the search box for accessing God) is a place where you go to find answers to your questions. However it generally takes several attempts to seemingly get anything remotely like an answer and you're still left wondering if you're only seeing half the picture.

Therefore, we at Trev's Wacky Ideas Inc. have concluded that God is a search engine.


Looking deeper into it, those who try to cheat and claw their way to the top of the SERP's are generally punished by search engines. Same for those who do this to the rest of humanity according to the various religions.

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