The weird & wacky world of
Welcome to the heart of BeamMeUpNowPlease.com containing everything
from the most bizarely mad ideas that I could possibly think
up to general other stuff that looked like it was worth noting
and everything in between.
Don't worry if some of the ideas don't make
instant sense - some take time, others are just too bizare
to contemplate at this point in history although we suspect
given a couple of hundred years who knows.
The legal eagles would like to point out
that head scratching, headaches and talking to yourself while
thinking about these theories is perfectly normal, but if
symptoms persist we recommend an expensive therapist - that
way if you're declared insane, there won't be enough money
left to sue us! ;-)
On with the mad theories