The weird & wacky world of Trev's theories:

Welcome to the heart of BeamMeUpNowPlease.com containing everything from the most bizarely mad ideas that I could possibly think up to general other stuff that looked like it was worth noting and everything in between.

Don't worry if some of the ideas don't make instant sense - some take time, others are just too bizare to contemplate at this point in history although we suspect given a couple of hundred years who knows.

The legal eagles would like to point out that head scratching, headaches and talking to yourself while thinking about these theories is perfectly normal, but if symptoms persist we recommend an expensive therapist - that way if you're declared insane, there won't be enough money left to sue us! ;-)

On with the mad theories my friends!